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I WISH THEY NEVER SPLIT UP!!! T . T *cries like a lil girl and blows her nose* I CUSSED OUT MY TV SET when I watched that episode... I was like... "ADAM! YOU IDIOT! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY? WHY? WHYYYYYY???? ..... but i still love you..." XD and then i cried some more....

~Mrs.Brooks - if she had a magic wand to turn back time and save TV series from awful plot line twists... she would have Adam & Joan make "beautiful babies"~ lolz!

OOOOH I MUST SEE!!! Show me show me show me... where??? :drool::P:D:lol:

~Mrs.Brooks - wants to see smexy shotgun Chris action~

ok so... after much debate... I think I have come one step closer to making an official Eli Brooks holiday... XD!!!

CONVO IS AS FOLLOWS:

[2010/01/15 0:15]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: ok so... fact check: what do we know about Eli's b -day?.... we know in the proposed year of the film TGND (2004) that he was graduating... thus he was around 17 years old in 2004.... it is now... 2010 so today he would be 23.... just like me! woot! so that means... he was born in 1986....
[2010/01/15 0:16]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: now... to disect his personality and guess his sign from there....
[2010/01/15 0:16]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: hes perverted..... arrogant... loud mouthed.... but has a very sweet nature on the inside that he doesnt want anyone to know about.... he always has to appear tough and macho...
[2010/01/15 0:17]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: this leads me to believe hes either taurus.... scorpio.... or .... and this is a stretch.... a Gemini like me
[2010/01/15 0:17]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: cuz of the loudness and...
[2010/01/15 0:17]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: arrogance
[2010/01/15 0:17]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: XD
[2010/01/15 0:18]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: as for the day... one could never possibly know without a full bio of his character from the creator of him who made him up....

(CRASHES OUT OF SL HERE... GROWLS)

-- Instant message logging enabled --
[0:21]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: SL hates me today
[0:21]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: anyways lol
[0:22]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: so... what i can do is... pick a number for the day....
[0:22]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: preferrably one of my fave numbers...
[0:22]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: like... the number 7
[0:22]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: yeaaaah
[0:22]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: ?/7/1986
[0:22]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: as for the month....
[0:22]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: scorpio's b-days are in october arent they?
[0:22]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: or....
[0:22]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: Nov...
[0:24]  Gable Caligari: not sure
[0:24]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: hmmm
[0:24]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: ill have to read up on the star signs
[0:24]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: and pick the one that strikes close to home on him
[0:24]  Gable Caligari: hehe
[0:25]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: then i will be able to create... an international (well...private for me and other fans i guess really... lol) holiday celebration of Eli
[0:25]  ShyKitty Foxclaw:
[0:25]  Gable Caligari: lol
[0:25]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: ooooh
[0:25]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: we can call it...
[0:25]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: brooks day
[0:25]  ShyKitty Foxclaw:
[0:25]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: yesh
[0:25]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: Brooks Day
[0:26]  Gable Caligari: heheheheh
[0:26]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: i like that
[0:26]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: sounds lovely
[0:26]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: lol
[0:26]  Gable Caligari: I personaly like Bree day .... hehe
[0:26]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: LMFAO
[0:26]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: so do i!
[0:26]  ShyKitty Foxclaw: XD

:lol::P:P

~Mrs.Brooks - planner and keeper of all things "Eli"~ :drool:

OMG THATS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
I love it! thanks for sharing that with me Deb! Arent they a charming lovely looking family?
awwww hehe and wow look Sean lost weight! He looks great!
I do miss his chub tho... chubby boys are cute to me but hey all her boys are amazing and lil cuties.
She must be SO PROUD.

~Mrs.Brooks - is loving the warm fuzzy loving family feeling~

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!! I LOL'd so bad... ALL OVER THE PLACE... with tears in my eyes!!! BRAVO! VERY GOOD JOB! LOVE THIS LIST!!! Here are a few of my faves.... YOU GUYS CRACK ME UP!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS!!!!

MY FAVES:

5. PORN STARS CAN GET DRESSED, GO DOWNSTAIRS, AND SHOW UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP IN A MATTER OF JUST A FEW SECONDS. BEWARE.

15. CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU MAY THINK, THE BANK TELLER DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU AND YOUR LITTLE RICE BOY.

23. WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO REMEMBER HIGH SCHOOL, AND YOU LOOK BACK, AND ALL YOU CAN REMEMBER IS YOUR BEST FRIENDS EATING DORITO'S AND DRINKING SIERRA MIST, AND JACKING IT TO A MAGAZINE ... YOUR LIFE IS FUCKED.

25. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LEAVE YOUR CONVERTIBLE UNATTENDED WITH THE TOP DOWN, AND WHILE IT'S FULL OF YOUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS.

34. YOU WILL MAGICALLY FIND AN INNER TUBE LYING SOMEWHERE IN THE STREET TO COVER UP YOUR BARE ASS WHEN A GIRL STEALS YOUR UNDERPANTS.

40. IT'S POSSIBLE TO LISTEN TO A CD WITH TWO SETS OF HEADPHONES PLUGGED INTO A DISCMAN.

45. BANK TELLERS WILL BELIEVE ANY STORY PEOPLE TELL THEM. A STUDENT ADVISOR IN A LEATHER JACKET WITH A MOUTH LIKE THAT? JEANIE FAIL.

53. WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO JUMP OFF OF A BALCONY, YOU BETTER BE DAMN SURE THERE'S A TITTY CAKE WAITING FOR YOU AT THE BOTTOM.

65. A SPEECH INVOLVING THE PHRASE "BASICALLY BEING A FUCKING BOY SCOUT" IS GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU A STANDING OVATION.

67. THAT MATTHEW KIDMAN .. HE FUCKED SAMNANG, HE FUCKED HIM SO BAD.

78. SAMNANG IN ENGLISH IS "SAMSUNG".

89. HUGO POSH ISN'T JUST TITS, HE ISN'T JUST ASS, HUGO POSH IS ALSO HEART ..... AND AN ASSBAG.

~Mrs.Brooks - LOVES THIS CREATIVE LIST! KEEP EM COMING!!~

WE LOVE YOU KATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives you a thousand times thousand divided by infinity plus infinity kisses*!!! (yeah... dont bother trying to figure that one out.... lets just say... its a lot... XD)

~Mrs.Brooks - spreadin the love~

XD!!!! hahahaha yes!! I am not ashamed... Ill admit it.
thats my SECOND MOST FAVE Eli scene of the whole movie... *winks n blushes horribly*

I was telling my friend about how it casts a shadow and how I drool over that scene EVERY TIME.
and she just laughed and said... "somewhere in a field.. a donkey is crying..." XD!!!! hahahaha oh man that made my day.

(my first fave being when he reveals to Matt that Danielle is a porn star - that whole scene makes me cry i laugh so hard) and last fave being the cake scene with Mule in the adult film convention... XD!!!

My dearest Katbee.... I am so terribly sorry for your loss.... and I wish I could be there to hug you and comfort you right now to the very best of my ability. Sadly... all I can do is send you internet hugs n kisses over the MB. But just know that you are in my heart, my soul, my thoughts, my prayers... and so is Jake. Im sure he knows you love him and did the right thing for him. And I am POSITIVE he is someplace else now where he is happy... and waiting for you to join him someday so you two can be reunited.... *hugs you tightly and sobs a lil* I do know how you feel... I recently lost my Wicca remember? Im sure Jake and Wicca are up there too... playing together and looking down on us... loving us from afar... but still loving us. Always and forever. Loves you Katbee..... my dear Kate. My sister. We all do love you. *smiles n kisses your cheek* hang in there love....

~Mrs.Brooks - pet lover all round and wishes you warmth hugs and lots of love in this hard time you are facing~

awwwwwwwwwww I feels the love from all you guyzzzz *gushes n gets all mooshy gooshy and grins* you guys are DA BOMB!! and the best friends anyone could ever ask for over the internetz. :D

SAMSY!!! Im real sorry to hear about your comp Samsy... cooper and you both are in my prayers... hopefully he gets fixed and you come back to us soon!
*bread n butter!* two ships passing in the night... me coming in.. you going... UBER SIGH.

DEB! You awesome lil devil you!!! *tackles* awww man sorry to hear about your job related issues.... I certainly hope things get better for you.. DONT GIVE UP! Youre a smart woman and I know you have the drive and dedication to accomplish your goals no matter what they may be.. HANG IN THERE! I hazz faith in you!

TEEJAY!!! *double tackles* thank you! its good to be back! no... its not good.. ITS GREAT! Like frosted flakes... XD much love to you!!! mwuahzzz!

MEL!!!! *grins n licks* hey girly! I know i text you on mah phones all the time hehehe but still.. ITS GREAT TO HEAR FROM YOU!

hmmmm...now... whos missing... oh yess..... WARBEE???? I know youre out there... lurking... COME SAY HI TO ALL OF US! *giggles and tickles you with my mind powers... laughs!*

~Mrs.Brooks - SHE LOVES HER MB FRIENDS!!~

"GUESS WHOS BACK?.... BACK AGAIN.... TIGGERS BACK... TELL A FRIEND.... GUESS WHOS GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK...." *sings and laughs* HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ok i have tons of time now and im back on the MB! How is everyone? Mel? KatBee? Deb? TeeJay? Samsy? *hugs hugs hugs hugs n kisses* I finally have this new laptop secure and running good... which im very sorry to say seems to be the opposite for Samsy. "Eli" is in great condition and can finally handle heavy graphics. Ive updated him  A LOT and upgraded as well. Ive been performing lots of maintenance on him and he can finally FINALLY handle Second Life... which ive been trying to get to work and run here on my laptop for WEEKS! The program kept crashing... but its all fixed now... the problem was all the holes and errors in my registry and it needed a SERIOUS overhaul and cleanout. But alls well in Bree land... *sighs happily and clings to her lappy*
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! MERRY X MAS TO YOU ALL!!!

~*Mrs.Brooks*~

omg noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not poor Cooper!!!
Poor Smasy!! *tackles you and clings to you!!!*

wow everyone is just having comp problems eh? first me now you... whos next? Looks around. O.O
Its cute you named your comp Cooper hehehe adorable.
I named mine... well... *laughs* do I really have to tell you guys?
Im sure you already know the answer LOL

come back to us soon Samsy we LOVE YOU!!!! *KISSES!*

:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry: they wont do it!!!! *growls and gets all pissy stomping her foot* said it was copyrighted image and BLAH BLAH FRICKEN FLIPPITY BLAH BLAH.... grrrrr that makes me so mad.... IM SO SORRY MEL!!! I TRIED!!! I called them and BEGGED them over the phone to do it.... no dice... no cigar.... >:(((((

~Mrs.Brooks - is UBER pissed at staples and misses her kinkos... they would have done it!~